Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Even when your humans scorch the food, it smells like a good dinner to you. Is it because it’s prepared with love or simply because it’s meat? Either way, enjoy the windfall.
The day is not filled exclusively with drawbacks. There’s no one to play with, but on the other hand, there are no power struggles, either. Enjoy a bit of downtime in the doghouse.
Being around like-minded dogs can be boring. Where’s the fun in always agreeing? What you need today is some light debating. As long as no one gets their fur up, start taking a stand.
There are no more extravagant gestures from your owner. In fact, the entire doghouse is now bargain basement central. But just because the consumer goods have fallen off the scale doesn’t mean the love has. Enjoy what you can.
Your biggest achievements to date have had to do with willpower and creativity. You’ll accomplish something completely out of the box today. You’ll know how unusual it is by the look on your owner’s face.
Don’t brag, because another dog is looking for excuses to take you down a few pegs. Don’t give them the ammunition they’re looking for. Keep your virtues to yourself.
The details are hardly petty, and they’re what you’re preoccupied with today. Like a fine wine, the age of your chew toys may be just right. Then again, they could be past their prime. Way past. Look at the tiniest of clues.
It goes without saying you’d eat as many biscuits as you were given, but don’t ask for more. No one is getting raises these days, not even dogs. Be happy when you’re tossed a bone.
Who says a dog can’t smile? Good luck has your mouth moving up at either end, if ever so slightly. If abundance can do this to your expression, imagine what a sense of humor can do. Give it a whirl.
The worst is brought out into the open at the dog park. There has to be one day per year like this, and this is the one. Laying low won’t help you. You’ll just have to endure.
Sudden changes knock you off your paws, even ones that are for the best. Don’t let yourself hope for things to remain the same just to avoid them, though. In your case, getting back up is more than worth the effort.
You have an opinion on everything today, and you just can’t help but express yourself. But too much barking isn’t good for any dog, not even you. Stop yourself before your owner does it for you.